In my misadventures on DeviantART over the past 4 years I have been lucky enough to come across some absolutely outstanding talent, so many different artists with such different styles. I am very honoured to be apart of such a great community & now I plan on not only continuing my time here but taking it to an entirely different level!
Now I have all that soppy shit out of the way
Welcome to DuckieVladDrac This site is the conjoint brainchild of the incredibly talented & uber-hottie goddess Duckie2318 & the slightly insane, no holds barred ex-rock god ScummyVladDrac. Together we are going to make a dent in DeviantART so deep & potently toxic NO ONE will know what hit them!!!
Our History
July 4, 2005 two very different souls met, Wendy from West Springfield MA USA & Fraggle from Sydney Australia. Immediately we just fell deeply in love with each others talents & ability to say, think & write whatever depraved thought we could dream up. For a long time we as individuals have been writing hilariously brutal truths in our submissions.
For a long time we have discussed our deep & desperate desires to have a joint project together, now after our immaculate conception DuckieVladDrac has been born!
MORE TO COME SOON tho heres a little taste!
Placing Bees in your ass won't cure world hunger but they will fill your asshive with honey. Honey which you can shit out. When people say to u when u walk arrogantly down the streets "You act like your shit don't stink" U can turn around and throw a wad of honey shit in their face and bellow "How does it smell bitch" After that people will be hounding you for ur sweet nectar ass.
Our minds are conjoined aborted twins that found each other across the universe. Read our submissions. Let it have sex with your mind and rape your thoughts.
Finally a beautiful collaboration of extraordinary talent.
This is DuckieVladDrac!
Im a simple creature, actually thats a complete lie, I am one of the luckiest people alive in my eyes. I have 3 great passions, Cooking, Sexual Manipulation/Fractional Physical Domination & Writing.
When I am not head deep in song lyrics for some band I am a professional Chef at a club in Sydney, I work my arse off for 10-14 hours a day, 5 days a week, why you ask, cause for me food is the ultimate frontier in creativity, taking a group of individual food & turning them into a culinary delight that makes people moan with oral pleasure, that is talent & thats what I do!
Sexual Manipulation/Fractional Physical Domination, its a mouthful in more ways than one. It basically explores the most vulnerabilities of sexual sensitivity. It has taken 12 years to get to a level where I am confident enough to say I know what I am talking about. I am also a qualified though not practicing dominatrix, its not some sleazy pick-up line, I have just always been fascinated by the human body & its pleasure limits. Its our bodies, we should know what pleasures we are capable of dont you think?
Finally my writing, I have been a professional writer for 10 years now, writing a variety of different areas but mostly in the form of song writing & film/theatre monologs, I love writing, its addictive & as much as I sometimes dont have time to do it I always feel this inner urge to grab a pen & paper & just let my disturbed little mind do its thing! I am currently writing for 2 major recording artists, co-writing 2 film scripts, 1 theatre script & a book on my experience as a apprentice chef.
Its safe to say I love writing
As for my beautiful Wendy, her writing is astonishing, she has no barrier on what she writes, she has the biggest pair of balls I have ever witnessed in another human being, Wendy has been such a vital part of my life for a while now & I love every inch of her. The real beautiful thing about that is I have never met her in person but we still share such a connection that it transcends space, I love her pure honesty & inability to bullshit!
Cause we have such a disrespect for everything, it makes anything possible!
Visit our links for our individual sites.






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I know we have a baby now dont think Im going to leave you alone for a second! We are both going to be walking funny for the rest of our time together!
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